War

Here in SE Asia, we are at war. Not the kind of war you typically think of. No, this is war between woman and pest. And by pest, I mean pest! Here is my battle plan. So far, it has proven very successful.


Step 1: Spray legs and feet with deet when you're in for the night.

Step 2: Two hours before bedtime, fumigate bedroom with Force Magic and close bedroom door  to ensure the most enemies killed by the deadly poison.

Step 3: Right before going to bed, swing the electrocution racket through the air, in the bed, and under the bed to zap the remaining alive enemies.

Step 4: Plug in the electric repellent, fighting off all potential back up forces through the rest of the night.

Step 5: Enjoy a peaceful, mosquito free night's sleep with no pesky bites in the morning!

Step 6: Repeat every night for the rest of wet season.

Here are my trusty weapons: